Congrats SpaceX
SpaceX astronauts have completed a successful spacedocking yesterday.
Oops, wrong link.
Let me try that again.
Shuttle astronauts have completed a successful spacedocking yesterday.
Mitt Romknees
Mark-Paul Gosling
How do you make an Anderson Cooper?
Yes, hanging shirts like that will definitely make me want to buy one now.
When did receipts become like this?
ATM Fail.
So I just got this email from a Mr. Munny Sopheap…
… I love reading my SPAM mail. As it is I just got this letter from a Mr. Mummy Sopheap. Think he is legit?
UPDATE: HE HAS A LINKED IN PROFILE!
BREAKING: THE USA IS NOW OFFICIALLY A PART OF CHINA
The Shahs of Sunset Drinking Game
Take one drink when:
- Reza says “Ho’s”
- They show a Mercedes
- You see Sammy in a Fedora
- GG talks shit about someones clothing
- They show MJ’s dogs
- Someone says “money”
- Mike mentions he knows the owners of the place they are at
Take two drinks when:
- They show all of Rezas clothes on his bed
- MJ’s hair is all over the place
- Asa does something artsy
Finish your drink when:
- They eat Persian food
- David Golshan shows up in the episode
- They go to a party
I will add more as it comes to me.
Book Signing Tomorrow
I will be at the Barnes & Noble in Union Square tomorrow afternoon signing books.
Although, I haven’t written any so just bring whatever you want me to sign and I will do it.
PS. Pending I find a good seat I will be at either the Starbucks on the fourth floor or on the top floor where they actually have book events.
Ahmadinejad and the Ayatollah anxiously waiting for the premier of Shahs of Sunset to begin on Sunday.
I can’t help but assume “unknown binding” is foreskin.
The elevator company is highering.
I try to get close to my canned goods, but it’s really hard for them to open up.
